Will you be my Valentine? *sad puppy face* Historical note: the original post had the comment, “Who was the luckiest girl who could be your

So my parents relented (a little bit) and are now willing to discuss my possibly going to Chicago. So maybe all hope isn’t lost on

I like peanut butter.

So once again, the instant I come up with a completely reasonable way to get out of MO and to some place with an actual

This is all I’m writing today. You know how I’ve got this shitty new job that’s mind-blowingly repetitive, physically tiring, and underpaid? Well guess what,

Today I spent 8 hours, starting at 6:00 AM, standing in front of a conveyor belt by a huge punch-press that was spitting out truss

Well guess what – I got a job. I’m very happy that I’ve finally found work after two months (close to two and a half

In 1620 a bunch of Puritans, looking for freedom in the New World, landed in what is now Plymouth, Massachusetts. On that ship were no

Follow the yellow brick roadAnd fuck Dorothy in the Silver CityShe likes it rough, I’ve heardKinky girl – or so the Tin Man says Why

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