Author: David

Holy shit

…I’m in Chicago. Currently on Kourtney’s computer. I got a cell phone and it’s the tiniest thing ever. And my new number is 773.820.2118. Hopefully

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Getting closer

The official sentence of the day – “Holy shit I’m leaving tomorrow.” Planned time of departure is set for 10:00 tomorrow morning. If past events

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Packing

Packing is a pain in the ass. Actually, the packing part of all of this is quick and easy, since I’m hardly taking anything with

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That hurts

My youth and my twenties are going by the wayside with nary a fuck to pass the time. God I need to get laid.

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Spear Britney

As I begin typing this it is 12:45 AM. I’m getting up at 8:00 tomorrow morning and am torn as to whether I should go

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Mindfuck

So who’s up for a little culture-jamming? A little guerrilla art? A little incivil disobedience to remind the public that public property is theirs?

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