Low-intensity debauchery in the queen’s anteroom
So I still haven't written any emails. I'm such a horrible person. I'm starting to think I'm incapable of writing a decent email before 1:00 in the morning. I'm feeling…
Explosive treadmill-induced spasms of the pancreas
Yeah, so I've taken to posting pictures again so as to create the illusion that this is a deeper kind of thing than just a straight-up weblog and that there's…
Molly Ringwald’s underpants
So earlier tonight I was sitting on the couch, my cat Ernie was on my lap, I had a beer in my hand, and Sixteen Candles was on TV. I was comfortable…
Seismosity
They rushed down the street together, digging everything in the early way they had, which later became so much sadder and perceptive and blank. But then they danced down the…
Because a little Simon & Garf
....is good for the soul Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes togetherI've got some real estate here in my bagSo we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs.…
Flabbergastenosis
Profound observation of the night - I'm here until I leave. I bet you feel you can die complete and happy now that you've heard that. Also, air conditioning is…
Excuse me sir…..*thwack*
That *thwack was the sound made by the US government hitting me upside the head with a big wet "fuck you." Got my AmeriCorps assignment today....for Washington, DC. Thanks but no. I'd…
New entry like burning
Down in Denver, down in DenverAll I did was die -The Masterful Jack K. Yeah, so life goes on and shit. Went by the textbook exchange place today to take…
In France she would be called “le renard”
...and would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her. Anyhow, I spent a while today reminding myself just how exploitive the media market is from a photographer's point…
Thank you Mr Doyle may I have another!?
So let me tell you about something. Once in a while, as a creative individual, you come across something that, some way or another, alters your perceptions, makes you reevaluate…