Author: David

Film and flies

Definitely a better mood now than I was when I made that last post. Maybe I’m not quite that horrible, but I’m sure there should

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Hello goodbye

If you’re a girl and you know what’s good for you, you will not date me. Ever. I make a shitty boyfriend and am liable

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Swallow this, biatch

So I have tonsillitis again. Massively swollen tonsils, grody puss, the works. Pretty much feel fine outside of that, though. If this shit doesn’t go

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Wake up call

So two days in a row now I’ve gotten totally awesome calls in the morning. Yesterday the great [friend’s name here] called me from Australia

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