Here’s to the beer
Here’s to the brew
Here’s to my buddies
Who’ve all had a few
Here’s to the times
We’ve all gotten drunk
Even on natty
All warm and all skunked
Here’s to the barley
Here’s to the hops
To walking home tanked
And long pissing stops
Let’s hear it for keg stands
And harry buff too
And laughing at friends
Who stumble and spew
Here’s to our college
Ol’ Drinking U
And its liquid tradition
I now share with you
We party, we fight
We consume through the night
We sing and we cry
We drink ‘till we’re dry
And on the next day
If hungover we feel
We can always take comfort
That there’s always more beer
A toast I found archived on my hard drive tonight.
[2024 historical note: I think this was for something related to the guys I used to party with back at Ohio University]