This is an official call for entry – come up with a cocky, semi-meaningless, semi-media-related title for me, submit it in the comments for this entry, and it may well find its way onto one of my new business cards.
Current titles on cards include:
1. Media Cowboy
2. Andy Warhol’s Ghost
3. Esoteric Genius
4. Freelance Nonconformist
5. (hipster)-1
6. Degenerate Punk
7. Regeneration Man
8. Übermensch
9. Harbinger of the Media Apocalypse
That should give you an idea of the sort of thing I’m going for. Now get wild and crazy, kids.