And God said, “Let there be Tylenol PM.” And the working masses rejoiced and slept and saw that it was good. And God saw that the people saw that it was good and rejoiced. And the people saw that God saw that they saw that it was good, and continued to rejoice. And so continued the cycle ad nauseum until God said, “Oh, to hell with this rejoicing shit ” and got drunk and passed out.
Here endeth the reading.
