People that I’m going to eviscerate with a weedwacker today.
1. Anyone and everyone at Bank One that can’t tell me why the check for $550 that I deposited in the middle of last week doesn’t actually show up on my account yet.
2. The ebay seller “memecereza” from whom I bought a Timbuk2 messenger bag on June 16. The bag is not here yet, I have received no word on when it will arrive, and 3 emails sent to the seller have all bounced back. Too bad for her I now have her home phone number and will be bothering her at dinner time every day of the week until I get my fucking bag.
3. The condescending motherfuckers at apug.org who can’t seem to understand that asking a serious question doesn’t mean it’s open season to try and make fun of you. I ask a serious question, I get a series of half-ass personal attacks by fat, middle-aged white men who can neither deal with change nor accept that the 22 year-old “kid” on the forum might actually be just as good at photography as they are, if not better. Paranoid eletist dickheads.
4. Any and every other fucking moron that decides to mess with me today. Someone will go home today missing their balls and with several new assholes bored into their flesh.
