Step away from the fruitcake
God bless pain-killers. Let me say that much to start with. Granted, I'm doing very well with my post-op swelling and pain - both are minimal, especially when one considers…
Call me fatty
I believe my face has now reached what should be the peak of its post-operation swelling. I now know what my face would look like were I to gain 50…
Resolving to be indecisive
The wrathful East of smoke and ironCrowded in a broken crown;The Archer of the Jersey mireNaked in a rusty gown;Railroad creeping toward the fireWhere the carnal sun goes down. Apollo's…
In the spirit…
Dear God Find me among these shattered soulsThat I may be saved Show me which stones to overturnThat I may find your message Lead me down the path towards enlightenmentThat…
When a little part of you goes on vacation
Had my wisdom teeth out this morning, and as yet everything seems to have gone extremely well. I mean, as well as things can go when you've just had four…
Screw the fiddle, Nero played bass
Japan it is. I've got to at least try. If I don't, I'll kick myself for it down the road. NYC is always there, but now the time is right…
Dropping napalm on the intellectual tundra
Sunday night. I'm taking a low-key approach to things tonight. Gotta be low on bandwidth tonight, as I'm trying to download a product brochure for a Contax 645. The problem is…
Low-intensity debauchery in the queen’s anteroom
So I still haven't written any emails. I'm such a horrible person. I'm starting to think I'm incapable of writing a decent email before 1:00 in the morning. I'm feeling…
Explosive treadmill-induced spasms of the pancreas
Yeah, so I've taken to posting pictures again so as to create the illusion that this is a deeper kind of thing than just a straight-up weblog and that there's…
Molly Ringwald’s underpants
So earlier tonight I was sitting on the couch, my cat Ernie was on my lap, I had a beer in my hand, and Sixteen Candles was on TV. I was comfortable…