Low-intensity debauchery in the queen’s anteroom
So I still haven't written any emails. I'm such a horrible person. I'm starting to think I'm incapable of writing a decent email before 1:00 in the morning. I'm feeling…
Explosive treadmill-induced spasms of the pancreas
Yeah, so I've taken to posting pictures again so as to create the illusion that this is a deeper kind of thing than just a straight-up weblog and that there's…
Molly Ringwald’s underpants
So earlier tonight I was sitting on the couch, my cat Ernie was on my lap, I had a beer in my hand, and Sixteen Candles was on TV. I was comfortable…